Eddie Murphy, Jay-Z, MJ, etc.

Click here to see the trailer for Eddie Murphy’s film Norbit.

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I Promise to Make You Laugh (and Possibly Cry)

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Listen/Download: Jay-Z's Diss to Jim Jones.
I like this. I’ve heard better, but I'm glad he's not asking us to snap, rock, pop, soup dance, or walk anything out.

I hold Jay-Z to a standard that no human being can ever achieve, but aint he supposed to be JeHOVAh? I expect every verse to be 5-star. There's a reason why it's called Ethering. I’m waiting on a diss song to surpass Nas’ classic:



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MJ, Chris Brown, Rihanna Booed

Chris Brown, Rihanna, and Michael Jackson were booed at the World Music Awards in the UK because Mike didn’t perform and Chris Brown forgot the words to Thriller. I guess they just plain ole didn't want to see Rihanna.

UK review report here.

Apparently all that Jesus Juice has damaged Mike’s vocal cords. He barely whispered on We Are the World [zzzzzzzz]. And why would he sing a song that includes the lyrics we are the CHILDREN...?

Of course Mike ended the set in a sea of kids. But most of them were black and/or over 13 so the temptation was pretty null.

Is that hair feathered or what?

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Mike Tyson to Become Prostitute?

Former boxing champion MIKE TYSON is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam HEIDI FLEISS' new legalised brothel for women. Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and is work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm. She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist. She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' "It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

I so hate the double-standard.

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Who is this Child's Father?



A. This man?

B. This man ? [Katy's ex, Chris Klein]

or, C. This Man?