Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Chris Brown Puts His Foot in His Tweet Again

Basically, Chris Brown went in (insert smirk and eye roll) on Sandra Rose. Um Chris, if you are going to throw out dark skinned jokes that you've even labeled a JOKE, then please, by all means, make the ish funny!

For the record, Sandra talks all kind of crazy about any given person, but I love it most of the time.

Chris, dude, stop tweeting. It's absolutely not working. Nothing's worse than a lame woman beater. And at this point, be assured that the general public does indeed think you're lame now. What are you giving us to LOVE?

It always amazes me that one minute Chris Brown was the boy next door who had the entertainment world in his hands, and the very next minute *POOF!* everything was gone. The hits. The love. The endorsements. The NICENESS. The everything.

Kelis is a Beast


For real? You took it here?

I used to like you Kelis, honestly. In fact, I loved you the first time I heard "Bossy". What couldn't I identify with in the song? For a minute there, you were IT, girlfriend. You had that sexy husband and your beauty and allure appeared effortless.

No doubt, you came on the scene a different woman than most. "Off beat and beautiful" would probably describe you. I'm not ready to think about your description for 2010.

Recently, you tried to prepare us for something we could not and would never understand (the long grey hair), but nothing could have prepared us for this dog shot. What happened? Have you always been this crazy? The picture makes me think of a woman and dog having I N ter course. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who sees you wrapped up with a dog when I look at this soft beastiality pic.

I want to throw up in your brain.

Take it As Love,

Thursday, May 6, 2010