Saturday, September 29, 2007

Superhead on Jamie Foxx Radio Show

This is a pretty interesting, funny, and looooong interview. No holds bared.

The gist is a lot of name calling and laughing. Karrine is ... Karrine. And Jamie is, of course, Jamie. The only somewhat serious moment is when Tigger calls and lamely defends the NASTY ASS claims Superhead makes against him. I mean, it's pretty vile, and either she's a bold faced liar or he's flaming punk. The computer got kinda hot, I must say.

The only part I don't get is: why is she so offended at being called Superhead?? Bitch, don't act brand new -- that's your name.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Bill O’Reilly Amazed at Civilization of Blacks

Bill O’Reilly and Al Sharpton recently visited the soul food restaurant, Sylvia’s, in NYC.
Reilly’s thoughts on the restaurant?

You know, when Sharpton and I walked in, it was like big commotion and everything, but everybody was very nice. And I couldn't get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia's restaurant and any other restaurant in New York City. I mean, it was exactly the same, even though it's run by blacks, primarily black patronship.

Somehow, this fool finds a way to shock me more and more. Either he’s really Bill the Totally Na├»ve White Man or he’s the most racist man on tv (Rush is on the radio).

After being "amazed" that Black people don't sit around singing Soulja Boy at dinner, Bill and another clueless caller discuss how hip hop has given America the wrong image of Black people. They agree that women of hip hop dance around “half naked and spinning around like they’re on meth”. No, BOO, the Britney’s, Lindsay’s, and Paris’ have that on lock. There is no need to put "Meth" and "Black people" in the same sentence.

They go on to say a lot of ignut ish. It’s pretty clear that O’Reilly is stuck in the 50s. Step into 2007, Bill. We's free and act reeeeal good now!

I would like to know exactly what Bill O’Reilly thought went on in black establishments? I guess he pictured everybody sitting around in wife beaters, rapping, smoking blunts, pitt bull fighting, and screaming orders at each other? Please. That’s what we do at HOME.

Monday, September 17, 2007

Kim, Sarah, and Diddy

Kim Porter vs. Sarah Chapman

I think, first of all, that Sarah looks like a light skinned version of Kim Porter. You could say that Diddy seems to have a certain taste . . . kinda like Eddie Murphy's taste in women pre-divorce. But Diddy's women are prettier. Smarter? Not. But definitely prettier.

Kim and Puff and Sarah have a triangle similar to what many baby mama's and long term boyfriends have. The only difference is, those fools were smart enough to get paid, but not smart enough to get wifed. Still, they were BOTH smarter than Keisha and Tay-nesha up the street, sharing the same baby daddy and screaming at each other on borrowed Cricket phones. Sarah and Kim can take an exotic trip to chill - on child support payments alone; Key and Tay better hope that nick sack they came up on is some kill.

Chapman's Story

Sunday, September 16, 2007

It's Over O.J.

I've been gone a LONG time, but of course O.J. bought me out of seclusion.

Orenthal James Simpson (because that's who he'll be on each and every commissary note) must think it's a joke. It aint! After being hauled off to jail like he'd just been caught killing a blonde and her friend, OJ joked:

"I thought what goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas."
No, Black Man, what goes on in jail trumps what goes on in Vegas. Note to OJ: They got you nigga. No bail and no more breaks, Mr. Simpson. If you don't get a trial by judge, an all white jury in Bootuck, MS will give you every second a black man can face.

OJ will be older and stiffer than Bill Cosby when they let him out.

But what do you expect from a man who wrote, "If I Did It?"
Did OJ really think he was going to get away with confessing? When a black man gets away with that kind of double murder his best bet is to shut the ___ up and lay real, real, low. Like, almost dead. Not dance around with white women and writing about how he killed 2 white people ... and then armed robbery?

OJ is more of a nigga than I know he ever planned to be.