Wednesday, May 19, 2010
Kelis is a Beast
For real? You took it here?
I used to like you Kelis, honestly. In fact, I loved you the first time I heard "Bossy". What couldn't I identify with in the song? For a minute there, you were IT, girlfriend. You had that sexy husband and your beauty and allure appeared effortless.
No doubt, you came on the scene a different woman than most. "Off beat and beautiful" would probably describe you. I'm not ready to think about your description for 2010.
Recently, you tried to prepare us for something we could not and would never understand (the long grey hair), but nothing could have prepared us for this dog shot. What happened? Have you always been this crazy? The picture makes me think of a woman and dog having I N ter course. I'm pretty sure I'm not the only one who sees you wrapped up with a dog when I look at this soft beastiality pic.
I want to throw up in your brain.
Take it As Love,