Video: Nas - Hip Hop is Dead

Love it. Nas is the man. I'm real excited about "Hip Hip is Dead" (Dec. 15th).

Speaking of Nas' baby mama...I'm usually always on the woman's side, but I hate Carmen. (Almost hate her too much to read the book. Almost.)

Hip Hop is Dead - Verdict
Ffffire!
Decent.
Not Really Feelin' It.
Trash.

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Katrina Victims Sell House Without Moving In

In February, the Temple of Deliverance Church of God in Christ gave a New Orleans family, who was displaced by Hurricane Katrina, the keys to a house in Hickory Hill that church members said the wife selected. They got a $75,000 house for free. But the family sold it without ever moving in. [chuckle]

Click on the picture below to hear the family explaining themselves.



(You may not be able to tell from the still shot above, but that's a big punk.)
"I want to be on caaamera. I want to be on camera too...."
"Take it up with God. Take it up with God..."

HILARIOUS.

He's No Nigga Lover

I can say "nigga", but I don't think Kramer from Seinfeld was supposed to.

Seinfeld was one of my top three favorite shows, if not my all time favorite. I actually liked it more than Living Single. Now the show is tainted. I really didn't expect the unassuming Cosmo Kramer to go off like that. Did a black man marry his daughter the day before or something?

Click below to watch a clip of Kramer saying what the white guy in the cube next to you is thinking right this second:

I think I'm more mad at the black guys for not rushing the stage.

What kind of black men come to a Michael Richards show anyway?

RIP Gerald Levert

Gerald was a real singer with an infectious personality and I always wanted to meet him. He was so full of life...then he died in his sleep at 40. The whole thing is a little surreal. R.I.P.

See his obituary here or, you can click on the picture above.

The Game Arrested

The Game was recently arrested after impersonating an under cover officer. Jayceon Taylor jumped in a Lincoln Towncar and told the driver to run red lights while claiming to be an undercover cop.

*this nigga*

(story here)

Young Jeezy - And I Love It

I wasn't a Jeezy fan until this song. I might not be a fan even now, but I know I love this song. I wish I could find a clip of Snoop practically dancing in the aisles to it at the BET Hip Hop Awards.

Jim Jones - We Fly High 2 (Jay-Z Response)

Jim Jones responds to Jay-Z
Wack. The ad libs at the end are the best part of the song. Find a way to make that shit rhyme, Scruffy.

"Dreamgirls" on Oprah Monday

Click here to stream/download Beyonce’s Listen

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Spooky Wedding

So Tom and Katie are getting married in Rome this weekend? Why wasn't Oprah invited to the wedding? According to TMZ :

Almost a year ago to the day last year, O went on "Good Morning America" to hawk her DVD retrospective, and told Diane Sawyer that she thought Tom faked his infamous couch-jumping, fist-pumping, career-disemboweling antics."I was not buying -- not buying or not buying," said Oprah at the time. "That's why I kept saying 'you're gone, you're really gone' ... It was wilder than it was appearing to me." Was she unconscious at the time? Cruise apparently didn't take too kindly to O's skepticism.

I'm sure Oprah was offended. I would be too. But everyone knows how moody and sensitive Tom Cruise is. Katy will have her hands full. Somehow I think she's just as crazy as Tom, though...

Too Much Confidence

Do yo tiddies hang low

Do they wobble to the flo

Do they shine in the light

Is it powder, Is it gold...

A part of me feels sorry for Star Jones. Another part of me knows that her self image must be ridiculously high. Only a cocky bitch can walk around in public with breasts saggin low, slathered in cornstarch.

*I think I hate her for this*

Eddie Murphy, Jay-Z, MJ, etc.

Click here to see the trailer for Eddie Murphy’s film Norbit.

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I Promise to Make You Laugh (and Possibly Cry)

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Listen/Download: Jay-Z's Diss to Jim Jones.
I like this. I’ve heard better, but I'm glad he's not asking us to snap, rock, pop, soup dance, or walk anything out.

I hold Jay-Z to a standard that no human being can ever achieve, but aint he supposed to be JeHOVAh? I expect every verse to be 5-star. There's a reason why it's called Ethering. I’m waiting on a diss song to surpass Nas’ classic:



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MJ, Chris Brown, Rihanna Booed

Chris Brown, Rihanna, and Michael Jackson were booed at the World Music Awards in the UK because Mike didn’t perform and Chris Brown forgot the words to Thriller. I guess they just plain ole didn't want to see Rihanna.

UK review report here.

Apparently all that Jesus Juice has damaged Mike’s vocal cords. He barely whispered on We Are the World [zzzzzzzz]. And why would he sing a song that includes the lyrics we are the CHILDREN...?

Of course Mike ended the set in a sea of kids. But most of them were black and/or over 13 so the temptation was pretty null.

Is that hair feathered or what?

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Mike Tyson to Become Prostitute?

Former boxing champion MIKE TYSON is to become a male escort after agreeing to work at legendary Hollywood madam HEIDI FLEISS' new legalised brothel for women. Fleiss has bought 60 acres of land in Nevada and is work is scheduled to begin on Heidi's Stud Farm. She has high hopes for Tyson, once heavyweight champion of the world - despite the fact he is a convicted rapist. She says, "I told him, 'You're going to be my big stallion.' "It's every man's fear that their girlfriend will go for Mike Tyson." Tyson, 40, adds, "I don't care what any man says, it's every man's dream to please every woman - and get paid for it."

I so hate the double-standard.

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Who is this Child's Father?



A. This man?

B. This man ? [Katy's ex, Chris Klein]

or, C. This Man?

OJ to Tell How He Did It

More than 12 years after the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goodman, OJ Simpson will revive memories of the case that gripped America with a controversial TV appearance later this month.

In the latest twist in a case that has captivated America for more than a decade, Simpson is to tell how he would have killed his ex-wife and her friend, if he were responsible for the murders.

"In the two-part event, Simpson describes how he would have carried out the murders he has vehemently denied committing for over a decade," Fox News said in a statement.

Well, I’m not surprised – OJ is crazier than Mike Tyson. I don’t have to read the book because we all know what what happened.

OJ is actually crazier than I suspected, though. To come out with a book confirms a person not of sound mind. But the good part is the fact that he's showing America how ridiculous that double jeapordy law really is.

I appreciate people who give their all in good and bad situations—so if OJ is as gully as he claims, he’ll kill again and hire another Dream Team. See if he can get off twice.

Kelis Gone Wild

Come get your girl, homie.

Politics

Bush Shuts Up

I’ve been super busy lately, and haven’t given two Nicole Ritchie’s of a damn about celebs. BUT, my interest has been renewed. So much has happened (and yet, nothing has happened) since my last post.

It's nice that the Dems have the majority now. I’m a conservative liberal and I’m curious to see what's in store for Iraq. Bush’s lame ass is suddenly ready to hear new perspectives on Iraq. What happened to all that big talk of “staying the course”?

Bush came into office and stole the vote just like his ancestors stole America from one of our distant relatives (we all got Indian in our blood, right?). Then he said fuck y’all I need some oil and dammit I’mma git me a punjab out a hole – and yes, I will be staying the course.

Bush was such a bully not so very long ago – and he talked an extensive amount of trash, but that govt. idiot is destined to go down in history as the worst president ever. People don’t even mention Nixon anymore when they speak of deceptive leadership. Bush and Cheney will have that honor on lock for quite some time.

Your President has got to feel like some kind of hated buffoon at this point. You can’t tell me he hasn't pulled a few Mel Gibsons lately.

BOO!

BOO!

(more here)

Pam and Gina scared the shit out of me when I first saw this. I love these girls because they put their all into everything they do. To look like Jay takes a lot of courage. But, Tisha know she didn't need to exaggerate that dome.

Dennis Rodman Gone Wild

WTF is this nigga on? This could be the result of alchohol + ignorance, but I doubt it.

Keep It Up, Whitney!

After today I think I'm going to make this a weekend wrap-up type of blog.

Moving on...

Whitney Houston is looking good lately! I hope she keeps it up and doesn't succumb to the lure of Bobby/Crack/Powder. She was recently spotted in superb make-up at a benefit for juvenile diabetes. I see Whitney's maintaining and taking it one day at a time, but I can only imagine what was going thru her head at the gala...

Things look so promising now, don't they?

Whitney, PLEASE don't let us find you

wearing a fur coat in a Stop n Go at 3:00 am

this time next week.

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