Too Much Confidence

Do yo tiddies hang low

Do they wobble to the flo

Do they shine in the light

Is it powder, Is it gold...

A part of me feels sorry for Star Jones. Another part of me knows that her self image must be ridiculously high. Only a cocky bitch can walk around in public with breasts saggin low, slathered in cornstarch.

*I think I hate her for this*