Tuesday, April 21, 2009
What Kind of Superhero Are You?
This was sparked by a craaaaaaazy conversation I just had.
Tell me, if you were a Superhero, what would your powers be? One real power, and one power that's reflective of your personality.
My real power would be to know everything. EVERYTHING. Wondering why your man won't answer his phone? I'd swoop down and tell you if you deserved to know. On a game show, trying to win some money to BALL? I'd swoop down and give you the answer if you deserved it. Despondent and contemplating the meaning of life? SchoolGirl would break it down to you and then kill you because now you know too much. (Everything has its downside.)
My other power is NOT my idea, but I since I can't think of anything better, I'd be The Critique... If you're wondering exactly why you didn't get the job, the man, the life...I'd touch you on your head, look you up and down, inside and out, and tell you each and every fault you possess. Yeah.